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Tuesday, July 01, 2003

Hey! Jess was so~ boring rite? look a dis realli realli kewl pic.

[Kyo and Iori]

Dis of course is much better than Jess of course  u noe...... the great Anthonio huh?

PROP DIS!!


Sunday, June 29, 2003

hello ppl! da last entries wer by anthony and this is jessica here.  i hav to tell that da last entries wer very.. intresting... and i hav confirmed with anthony here to not post disturbing entries agen for da good of all those hoo will be visiting this site.

 on to somethin mor intresting: "advertisements these days can get quite out of hand- these are some of the information on adverbs from desperate producers:

"USED TOMBSTONE, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBurgenHeinzel.  ONE only."

"LIQUIDATION WORLD.  Baby Vapouriser - $9.99"

"TACO BELL.  DRIVE THRU.  Now hiring all sh*ts." ( i dont swear)

For mor laughs, go to http://www.laughs.com, ok?

this cat's been takin' in too much beer...

that's it for now ppl.

 


Friday, June 27, 2003

Poetry Challenge

The KGV Poetry Contest had come down to two, Ian Chan, the poetry master and Anthony the funk master. The winner gets 100, 000, 000 dollars. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu."

First to recite his poem was the Ian. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could Anthony beat that, they thought, no matter how funk he is. Anthony calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

Anthony wins the 100, 000, 000 dollars!


Yo! Here is a beautiful joke for you!

Confessions

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together.

One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems."

The others agreed. Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed. The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire for sex and I frequently seduce my female patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."

 

ops.........wutz tat suppose to mean?


Thursday, June 19, 2003

Haha! Letz do dis for the group performances...



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